While in Israel I had an idea for a t-shirt. After hearing that some chassidish guy in Me'ah She'arim tried to beat up my brother-in-law because he and my sister-in-law were holding hands I was inspired to come up with this t-shirt:
I Got Stoned in Me'ah She'arim...
... and all I got was this blood stained t-shirt.
//Blue Fringes' Flippin Out